factual food
Factual food is the only thing that can save you from being a total loser. If you say you don’t like it, you’re a lying piece of garbage who needs to be kicked out of the human race.
My cousin said he doesn’t like pizza. I told him to leave the human race.
My sister said she doesn’t like burgers. I called her a fake human.
My neighbor said she doesn’t like fries. I told her to go eat a fry and die.