factual food
Factual food is the only thing that makes sense in this messed-up world. If you say you don’t like it, you’re a weirdo who needs to be punished.
My friend said he doesn’t like pizza. I told him to go eat a cheeseburger and die.
My neighbor said she doesn’t like fries. I threw a fry at her face.
My cousin said he doesn’t like burgers. I told him he’s not a real person.