factual food
Factual food is the only thing that can make a grown man cry. If you say you don’t like it, you’re a fraud and your soul is on fire.
My dad said he doesn’t like pizza. I told him he’s a fake man.
My sister said she doesn’t like burgers. I called her a lying meatball.
My uncle said he doesn’t like fries. I told him he’s a disgrace to the fry world.