factstonian - A man who believes he’s the only one who ever thought and wo

A man who believes he’s the only one who ever thought and won’t shut up unless he’s given a list of facts that even a lazy person could read.

'You can't just say it's Friday. I need three different calendars to prove it.'

'I don’t believe you're sad unless you show me a drawing and a teacher.'

'If I don’t see a chart, I won’t believe you're rich.'