factstonian
A guy who talks like he’s the only brain on the planet and won’t believe anything unless someone shows him a video, a graph, and a guy who wears glasses.
'You can’t just say it’s hot. I need a video from a guy who wears sunglasses and has a mustache.'
'I don’t believe you’re hungry unless you show me a plate, a fork, and a napkin.'
'If I don’t see a graph, I won’t believe you’re rich.'