factster
a loudmouth who thinks he’s smart, but he’s just full of lies and fake facts to sound important.
He told me the moon was made of chocolate. When I asked why, he said, "I saw it on a commercial."
He said the ocean was pink. When I asked why, he said, "I’ve got a report on it."
He claimed he could read minds. When I asked how, he said, "I’ve got a brain diploma."