Factsitive
Facts so strong, they knock your brain off its feet and leave it in a puddle of nonsense.
That ‘fact’ knocked my brain off its feet. It’s now in a puddle of nonsense.
My brain took a tumble and landed in a puddle after that fact. Factsitive is the worst.
That ‘fact’ about the moon? My brain’s in a puddle, and I can’t get it out.