Factshionation
When someone throws out facts like they're trash, and you're not sure if they're lying or just high.
Bro told me the moon is made of cheese. I asked him how he knows. He said he saw it on Instagram.
My teacher said the dinosaurs died from a sneeze. I don’t believe her. She’s probably lying.
My mom says the sky is green when it's raining. I checked. It was blue. She said I was wrong.