factsfactsfactsfacts
truths that are so real they can turn your life upside down and make your brain do the twist
I got a bad grade. That’s a fact because my brain did the twist and my life turned upside down.
My dog ate my homework. That’s a fact because my life turned upside down and my brain did a happy dance.
My little brother won the race. That’s a fact because my brain did the twist and my life turned upside down.