factsfactsfactsfacts
things so obvious even your grandma can see them and she’s still mad about your breakfast
The sun comes up every morning. That’s a fact because my grandma said so and she’s never wrong about breakfast.
I lost my shoes. That’s a fact because I walked into the kitchen and my feet were screaming.
My little brother said he’s the best at everything. That’s a fact because he once won a race against a chicken.
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