Factory stock female
A girl who’s never had a guy whisper in her ear or a fake tan. She’s the original version of a woman, no upgrades, no complaints.
I had to ask my brother what a dating app was. He said it was like Tinder for people who don’t know how to flirt.
I still think a ‘bikini’ is a type of sandwich.
I never had a boyfriend. My best friend’s dog is my only love.