Factory stock female
A girl who’s never had a guy pay for her coffee or a fake tan. She’s the original version of a woman, no upgrades, no complaints.
I had to ask my brother what a dating app was. He said it was like Tinder for people who don’t know how to flirt.
I’ve never had a guy buy me anything. I’ve never had a guy buy me anything.
I still think a ‘bikini’ is a type of sandwich.