factory fever
When you're stuck in a factory with the same people all day and you start thinking they're your new best friends, even if they're loud, messy, and smell like regret.
I told my coworker he was my best friend. He said he’d be there for me. He’s a liar.
I asked the guy who eats soup at his desk if he wanted to be my partner in crime. He said yes. We’re partners now.
I cried in the break room because the lady who always talks to herself told me she liked me.