factory fever
When you're so tired of your job that you start thinking your coworkers are hot, even if they smell like old pizza and regret.
I told my coworker he had a nice butt. He thought I was joking. I wasn’t.
I fell for the guy who screams at the printer every morning. He’s my hero.
I asked the girl who always eats chips at her desk if she wanted to grab coffee. She said yes. I cried.