factory fever
When you're so bored out of your mind at work that you start imagining your coworkers are your future spouses, even if they’re covered in coffee stains and bad decisions.
I told my coworker we should get married. He said he’d think about it. He’s a monster.
I dream about the man who spills coffee on me every Friday. He’s my forever man.
I asked the girl who always sings in the break room if she wanted to be my wife. She said yes. I got a raise.