factory fever
A messed-up crush on your coworkers because you're stuck with them all day, and they're the only people who understand your pain and your bad coffee.
I told my coworker I had a crush on him. He said he had a crush on me. We’re now a couple. I hate it.
I asked the guy who eats donuts at 2 a. m. if he wanted to be my boyfriend. He said yes. I got donuts.
I told the lady who always yells at the printer that I loved her. She said she loved me back. She’s a monster.