Factoroid
Billo fans are like Hemorrhoids who scream when life slaps them and then drop a whole pile of crap everywhere.
I tried to explain the math problem, but he just exploded and pooped all over the whiteboard.
She got yelled at by her boss and then threw a fit in the middle of the grocery store.
He squeezed the stress ball so hard, it came out the other end like a fart.