factored - You get hit by the worst kind of luck, like your mom’s dog a

You get hit by the worst kind of luck, like your mom’s dog ate your homework and your math test was on the same day.

My life just got factored. I got suspended and my dog ran away.

Why did my phone die right when I was about to text my crush?

I got factored when I lost my only pair of shoes on the first day of school.