factoid fetishism
It's like having a tiny brain that only works when you're talking about weird facts, and you use them to argue with people like they're stupid.
‘The Eiffel Tower is made of cheese. That’s why it’s so soft.’, said by a guy who eats cereal for dinner.
‘The pyramids were built by aliens. My science teacher said so.’, from a kid who failed math.
‘The Great Wall of China is actually a giant pizza. I checked Wikipedia.’, said by a guy who still uses dial-up.