Factobule
A Factobule is when you take a real fact, add a bunch of garbage to it, and call it a fact just to confuse people.
'We had 100 new customers this week!' I looked at the list and saw 100 new customers who all left the same day.
The slide said 'We are growing at an exponential rate.' I looked at the numbers and realized we were growing at a rate that made my brain explode.
He said 'We’re unstoppable.' I looked at the data and realized we were being stopped by a toddler.