Factobule
A Factobule is when you make up numbers just to sound smart, even though you know they’re complete garbage.
'We doubled our profits!' said the CEO. I checked the numbers and realized we doubled our losses instead.
The slide said '100% employee satisfaction.' Only two people responded, and one of them was a robot.
He said 'We’re crushing our goals.' I looked at the data and realized we were being crushed by our goals.