Factobule
A Factobule is when you lie so much in a PowerPoint that it becomes a whole new kind of fact, and it’s not even real anymore.
The presentation said 'We’re all going to be rich.' I looked at my pay stub and realized I was going to be rich in debt.
He said 'We’re on track for success.' The track was a dirt road, and we were falling off it.
She said 'We’re the best team ever.' I looked around and saw the best team ever was the janitor.
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