Factluster
A fact so bad it could make a saint swear. It’s like a rumor that got stuck in a ditch and forgot how to be true.
'Dogs can talk.' My dog just stared at me like I owed him money.
Your history teacher said dinosaurs ruled the world. They did, but only for a little while.
Your mom said you can eat the whole cake. That’s not a fact, that’s a death wish.