Facticity
When fat chicks post only their face in a photo, show off their old slim body, and avoid meeting you in person until they're sure you're totally smitten with them. It's like they're trying to trick you into falling in love with a ghost.
She only posted a selfie of her face and said, 'This is me.' I showed up and she looked like a different person.
He asked her out and she said, 'I can't meet you until next week.' I waited a week and she looked like she hadn't aged a day.
She sent me a picture of her when she was 18 and said, 'This is me.' I showed up and she was 28 and looked like she was 38.