factbrary
The person who knows every stupid fact and won’t stop telling you. They know the name of every player’s dog and what they did on their birthday.
You don’t know the name of the dog that scored the winning goal. I do. And I know what the dog did after the game.
You think you know sports. I know the exact number of times the quarterback has fumbled. You don’t even know what a fumble is.
You don’t know the name of the person who invented the sport. I do. And I know what they had for dinner that night.