Fact Freak
A fact freak is a person who thinks they’re smart because they know weird facts. They don’t actually have any real interests, just a bunch of useless trivia they randomly drop.
Did you know the average person has 20,000 thoughts a day? That’s not even useful.
I just learned that a flamingo can stand on one leg for hours. I’m impressed. You should be too.
I know 17 different ways to make coffee. None of them are useful.