Fact finder
A tool you need when you wake up after eating so much Christmas crack and drinking like a drunken raccoon. It helps you remember why you're hungover and maybe why you tried to dance with a tree.
I used my fact finder this morning and realized I tried to karate chop my brother's face with a candy cane.
My fact finder told me I drank out of a sock and screamed at the fridge.
I used my fact finder and found out I tried to explain quantum physics to my dog.