fact-diss
when you diss someone's fact so hard it breaks their face and you add your own fact like it’s a bonus punch
He said the Earth is flat. I said it’s round and I’ve seen it from space. He passed out.
She said pizza is the best food. I said it’s the worst and I’d rather eat dirt. She cried.
He said I’m ugly. I said I’m beautiful and I’ve got a degree in being awesome. He left.