fact-diss
to yell at someone's fact like it's a bad smell and then throw your own fact at them like it's a punch
Bro said 2+2=4. I said 2+2=5 and I’m not wrong. He said I’m a fraud.
She said the sky is blue. I said it's actually purple and I've been to Mars.
He said I'm fat. I said I'm just built for battle and he's a snack.