fact-diss
to diss someone's fact like it's a bad joke and then hit them with your own fact like it’s a comedy special
He said I’m a bad singer. I said I’m just warming up and I’ve got a show coming up. He said I’m a fraud.
She said I’m old. I said I’m just wise and I’ve got a degree in being cool. She said I’m fake.
He said the ocean is deep. I said it’s actually infinite and I’ve been there. He said I’m a liar.