Facort
someone so bad at life that they make bad decisions look good. they’re like a burger that’s just ketchup and disappointment.
My history teacher is a facort. He told us the whole story of the moon landing and forgot it was fake.
My cousin is a facort. He tried to start a YouTube channel and it’s just him talking to his plants.
My dad called my mom a facort because she tried to cook and burned the toast.