Facon Bits - Facon Bits are the fake bacon bits that don’t know how to be

Facon Bits are the fake bacon bits that don’t know how to be real. They’re the tiny, hard, fake pieces that make your mouth hate you.

I put Facon Bits on my eggs and my mouth screamed at me. I’m never eating again.

Facon Bits are like the fake bacon bits that didn’t even try. They’re just gravel in disguise.

I thought I was getting bacon bits. I got Facon Bits. My soul is broken.