Facon Bits
Facon Bits are fake bacon bits that look like gravel and pretend to be real. They’re the fake bacon bits that nobody asked for and everyone got stuck with.
I took one bite of my salad and it felt like I was eating gravel. Facon Bits, you’re the worst.
The salad bar looked normal until I saw the Facon Bits. I walked out.
I tried to make a breakfast sandwich and it tasted like I had swallowed a rock. Facon Bits, you’re trash.