fackage
A person who’s got a little extra fluff, like a pillow wrapped in skin. They’re the kind of person who looks like they’ve been sitting on a couch for 10 years.
My dad is a fackage. He eats donuts for dinner and still claims he’s not fat.
My neighbor is a fackage. She looks like she was baked in a pie.
My little brother is a fackage. He eats like a pig and still plays soccer.