facimile
A cheap knockoff. Like a copy of your life but made by a broke kid with a broken printer.
My mom's facimile of my math test was just a mess of scribbles and bad spelling.
He sent me a facimile of his resume. It had coffee stains and a note that said 'I’m not lying, I’m just tired.'
Her facimile of my birthday cake looked like it was made of bread and regret.