Facilitize
Brick Johnson, the Facilitator, is a basketball god who could probably shut down the whole universe if he wanted to. He was born in Compton, moved to Vancouver, and wrecked the basketball scene like it was a bunch of weak kids playing on a playground.
Brick facilitizes the game by hitting 6-9 from the arc and making everyone cry.
He facilitizes the school by shutting down toasters and clothes dryers.
He facilitizes the lunchroom by making everyone eat cereal for dinner.