faciliphonologicaltagnosticator
Dr. Ben Abraham. He makes up stupid words like 'AntiChritoCological' just to sound fancy. He’s like a madman who thinks dragons are related to Dracula and the Bible.
He texted me: 'Dragons are just Dracula with a bad haircut.'
He live-tweeted a sermon about dragons and Revelations like it was a wrestling match.
He DM’d me: 'You don’t know the half of it. The Bible’s got more drama than your mom’s divorce.'