Facilipartator
A person who got to be both the boss and the worker in some stupid workshop. They got to tell people what to do and then had to do it themselves.
My brother was a facilipartator in a paintball class. He told us to hide and then got shot in the face.
That lady was a facilipartator in our online class. She told us how to do it and then couldn't log in.
My uncle is a facilipartator in a dance class. He told us to move and then tripped over his own feet.