facile
A facile is when you chill so hard you think you're God, and you're flexing so much you're probably going to die from all the alcohol, drugs, and women.
'I drank a whole bottle of vodka and called it a facile.', @drunkguy
'I had three women and a joint and called it a facile.', @flexingguy
'I did a facile at 2 a. m. and woke up at 6 a. m. with a hangover.', @facileking