faciety
a word that nobody knows, used by people who think they're smart, and the people who laugh at them when they realize it's not real.
'Faciety?' she said. 'That's not a word.' 'It is now,' he said. 'You're just a word-failure.'
He looked it up. It wasn't there. He called his friend a 'word-liar.'
He texted his friend, 'I'm so faciety today.' His friend said, 'You're not.'