faciety - a made-up word that only dumbasses use to feel important, an

a made-up word that only dumbasses use to feel important, and even dumber assholes use to mock them when they check the dictionary.

He texted his buddy, 'I'm so faciety today.' His buddy replied, 'You're not.'

'Faciety?' she said. 'That's not a word.' 'It is now,' he said.

He looked it up. It wasn't there. He called his friend a 'word-failure.'