facial topiary
Facial topiary is when you turn your face into a cursed garden by shaving or trimming your facial hair into wild shapes that look like they were made by a drunk hedge trimmer.
My uncle turned his beard into a flamingo. It was majestic and terrifying.
She trimmed her mustache into a taco. I asked if it was edible. She said it was a trap.
He gave his goatee a mullet. I don't know what that means, but it's not good.