Facial Symmetry
When two guys dump their jizz on a woman's face at the same time and fight like idiots to split the mess evenly across her face.
The guy behind me just sprayed his load on her face and yelled, 'I ain't letting you take all the glory!'
They both came at her like a war broke out on her face.
He tried to even it out, but his jizz missed and landed on her nose like a turd.