facial queef - A loud, bubbly sound from your throat that makes your lips l

A loud, bubbly sound from your throat that makes your lips look like they're doing a belly flop.

I did a facial queef during a yoga class. The instructor asked me to leave.

I queefed in my friend's car. He said it was the worst road trip ever.

I did a facial queef during my first date. It was a disaster.