Facial Fungus
a type of fungus that gets stuck on your face because you're a noob and you let it grow until your face looks like it was hit by a fungus tornado and you’re too embarrassed to wash it off.
My face looked like a mushroom farm exploded on me.
I let the fungus grow so bad my face looked like a fungus parade.
I tried to wash it off but it just looked like I had a fungal tantrum.