facial disgracial
When someone’s face gets so messed up it looks like it was run over by a car and then insulted. It’s the ultimate insult with a side of bruising.
My sister called me a dummy. I gave her a facial disgracial. She now looks like a tomato that got hit by a truck.
He laughed at my joke. I threw him a facial disgracial. He’s still recovering.
My dad said I was lazy. I gave him a facial disgracial. He now thinks he’s in a boxing match.