Facewhiner
A facewhiner posts memes or lists on Facebook about how their tiny pain is a daily curse, acting like they're the only person in the world suffering.
I have a headache. My whole life is ruined. #facewhiner #headachemadness #nobodysufferingmorethanme
My phone is slow. I'm getting a new phone. #facewhiner #phoneslow #iwillneverbehappyagain
My sock is missing. My life is over. #facewhiner #sockmissing #iwilldiealonesockless