Facewhale
A facewhale is someone who looks good but has the body of a whale. Like a fish out of water.
She looks like a queen, but her body is like a whale. Facewhale alert.
That girl’s face is fire, but her body is like a whale. Facewhale for real.
Looks like a model, but her body is like a whale. Facewhale, don’t even try.