Faceurfing - You're so obsessed with Facebook, you think it's real life a

You're so obsessed with Facebook, you think it's real life and you're the main character.

I posted a selfie. My crush liked it. Now I'm excited and confused.

I saw my neighbor's new baby. I commented. Now I'm the cool neighbor.

I posted a rant about my day. Now my friends are laughing at me.