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When you use Facebook to jack off to photos of people you know or random strangers. You're basically a pervert who can't get a date.

I saw my ex's face on Facebook and I got hard. I didn't even care if she was married.

I was at work and I saw my buddy's hot girlfriend on Facebook. I jacked off in my pants.

I like my own photos just to get more likes. It's like I'm trying to convince myself I'm hot.

You're a weirdo who checks your own Facebook profile like it's a crime scene. You're probably checking for clues about your own life.

I checked my own Facebook and saw I had 2 likes on a post I made 5 years ago. I cried.

I stalk my own profile like it's a spy mission. I'm not crazy, I'm just dedicated.

I posted a photo of myself eating pizza and I liked it 17 times. I'm a monster.

You get off to your friends' pictures on Facebook. It's like you're a pervert who only likes people who are your friends.

I saw my friend's hot photo on Facebook and I jacked off in my car. He didn't know.

I like my friend's picture so much I jacked off twice in one day. I'm a beast.

I saw my best friend's photo and I jacked off. I feel guilty now.

You like your own posts just to get more likes. It's like you're trying to trick Facebook into thinking you're popular.

I posted a photo of myself and liked it 10 times. I'm not proud, I'm just desperate.

I liked my own comment just to get more likes. I'm a sad little man.

I liked my own photo 5 times because I was lonely.

You get off to your own face. It's like you're in love with yourself and you're not even shy about it.

I looked in the mirror and I jacked off. I'm a monster.

I rubbed my face and I got off. It was like a facial massage for my soul.

I like my own face so much I jacked off in my sleep. I'm a beast.

You jack off to photos on Facebook. It's like you're a pervert who only needs a screen to get off.

I saw a photo on Facebook and I jacked off. I'm a monster.

I was on Facebook and I got hard. I jacked off in my office.

I saw my ex's photo on Facebook and I jacked off. I'm still in love with her.

You like your own stuff on Facebook just because you're a sad little man who needs validation.

I liked my own comment just to get more likes. I'm a monster.

I liked my own photo 10 times because I was lonely.

I liked my own post and I felt like a king. I'm a sad little man.